Fire

An article on www.drudgereport.com entitled Jews urged to light one less candle for Hanukkah to help environment... sparked some creative thoughts in my mind today. I didn't bother to read the article, for that would take away from judging a book by it's cover, but I agree that lighting one less candle by all the Jews in the world would definitely decrease global warming. Candles create fire. Fire is hot. Heat makes the globe warm. It's my opinion that everything the liberals do is because of global warming. Global warming is their god, so they must serve it. Simple as that. Liberals want to ban smoking everywhere. Not because of the huge health risk and medical costs, but because of the heat that cigarettes put off… not to mention the lighters, which create fire. Thousands of years ago, intelligent man created fire. Now liberals want to do away with it. Join me as I take a stance against these fire haters. Become Pro-Fire.